My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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