I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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