Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Enjoy the penises
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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