You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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