And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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