She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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