he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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