Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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