Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
