what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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