last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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