It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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