How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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