just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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