just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Randomize
