She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
You took a bar mat shot.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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