what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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