Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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