it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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