Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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