Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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