Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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