you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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