So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I'm always down for nudity.
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