Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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