Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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