So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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