her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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