speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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