i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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