i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
And then he peed in my hair
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