no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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