Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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