The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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