Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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