Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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