and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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