Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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