this is something i pride myself on being below average for
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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