Its about making memories worth repressing
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I wear drunk well.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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