Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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