CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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