New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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