so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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