I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
