i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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