normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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