You smell like stripper and shame
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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