Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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