Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
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dude i'm inner monologue high
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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