Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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