Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
This is the high leading the old right now
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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