Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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