two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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