I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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