so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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