i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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