Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
tell me about the fingering
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